those of you who are facebook-ies will know what I am talking about, those of you who think you are anti-facebook will one day succumb to the curiosity and your soul will be dragged down like the rest of us. Anywhoo, on facebook apparently you have the opportunity to become "fans" of something. Like for instance I could become a "fan" of "writing with my right hand." I guess I just don't get most of these little "Fan" club things they have going on, because really, unless I have come across as a very unstable and borderline nutso human being, I am pretty sure you all know that I am already a fan of "Breathing", and "Not Starting On Fire" (Unless of course "Breathing" is now code name for something like stubbing toes, or getting poked in the eye). So just to be clear, I have compiled a list of things that I am a "fan" of but feel no need to start or join a facebook fan club about it:I am a FAN of:
*Not being buried alive
*mouse traps
*Talking
*Carbon Monoxide detectors
* Non-judgemental people
*summertime in most places other then St George
*all the other seasons in St George
*being to chubby to wear "skinny jeans" (i may be the only person on the planet that does not find these attractive on even the skinniest of skinnies. P.S i still love you all that wear them)
*having a husband who does not constantly have the overwhelming desire to drink my blood
*Not starting on fire
*Breathing
*Teeth
*Not starving
*Not having forks poked in my ear drums
*The mute button
*singing in the shower
* Not getting attacked by dogs
* grapes
* Red toenail polish
* not getting hit and drug by a bus (ok seriously that was the craziest Grey's finale. Holy smokies. p.s If you are now judging me for watching Grey's Anatomy then shame on you, see #5)
* Hugs
* Laughing
* Not having my limbs ripped off by bears and beaten with them
Phew..ok so now you know. I feel so much better now that we have cleared up what I am a "fan" of. So exhilarating. I am now a fan, of becoming a fan........nope its still weird.
8 comments:
There is my funny friend Amy! You make me laugh, thank you!
i agree. I think many aspects of facebook is so lame but yet I am still sucked in every night and look at who knows what for an hour.
I joined face book because my sister wanted me to have a face book page. That was several months ago. I am still trying to figure out the whole concept of bumper stickers and flashing icons and the race to have a million gazillion friends- and how do I end up with about 20 notifications a day? I guess people have way too much time on their hands or maybe there are a lot of lonely people out there, but I'm glad I have a page and 55 friends who I know I can count on!
Are you KIDDING, I spend enough time in the blog-o-sphere! I'm scared to death of facebook, it's to out there for me. I can't BELIEVE how the whole world is on it though... It's crazy!
What I don't get are all the pointless quizzes. Especially since they are crafted by people who are unable to use your or you're correctly. Like they can accurately judge someone's IQ.
LOVE THIS! So funny and so true. I never pay attention to that stuff on facebook:) But like you fan of non jugdemental people, I Love grey's! We should live by each other and have parties, and if I remember right you also watch So YOu Think You Can Dance, which is the best show ever!
Here's what bothers me....
Isn't a tiny morsel sac-religious to become a "fan" of Jesus? And I'm also uncomfortable of being a "fan" of any of the 12 apostles. (And "praying" for that matter...) Look, I'm as religious as the next guy...but I don't need to be Jesus' fan. Nor do I need a silk tie with his picture.
I also love the dumb ones that make me think...duh....
"Suzie is a fan of taking a vacation"
duh...
I wanna be a fan of working every second of my life until I fall over dead. But that's probably too long of a title.
I also want to become a fan of disgusting things...like corn poops. That would be awesome.
I admit I am probably the last person left on the planet who isn't on Facebook! Maybe someday...
Aleisha B (or now H) and I were together last night (she did my hair--hooray!), and were talking about blogs. We got on the subject of blogs we love--and we talked about yours! Love it, lady! :)
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