because I may have snorted

I laughed so hard that I am 90% sure I snorted. Not sure though I was laughing to hard to figure it out.

I saw these this morning on a girls blog that I dont actually know I just "know OF." Come on, you know we all blog stalk, no use trying to cover it up. I am sure I'm not the only one who sees someone at the store and right before you say hi and ask about the kids and the rash they were trying to recover from you realise that you dont ACTUALLY know this person, you just know their blog. I'm not alone....tell me i'm not alone....anywhoo. I laughed. You WILL laugh. If you dont then you certainly need to lighten up a bit. (there were more, but I just picked the funniest)

Letters of Truth


Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely,
Unicorns

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely,
Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely,
Google

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? What happened?!
Sincerely,
1985

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that Door for the both of us.
Sincerely,
Jack
PS, you let go

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco....
Sincerely, United States

Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore

Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol

Dear Haiti,
Is it too early to ask what's shakin'?
Sincerely,
Seriously Going To Hell

Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok?
Sincerely,
The Mayans

Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely,
Native Americans

Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely,
The Girls of Jersey Shore

Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely,
Dr. Pepper