Did that seriously just happen?

something happened to me today...something horrific, life changing, and down right not cool. Something right up there with the devastation i felt when i heard Mr. Belvedere was being discontinued (i was certain me and Wesley were meant to be together), or the time when I gave myself a black eye learning to skateboard...i was in college...in my driveway....My grandma laughed.....haven't tried it since....i nearly died i tell ya.....evil skateboard....i don't wanna talk about it.

ok now back to today's incident.....

There I was minding my own business making sugar cookies with the boys when I bent over to grab something and I ripped my pants!  No really a genuine rip! Just like in the movies, I was bending over and everything....What does this tell you? I tell ya what it tells you, it tells you that this gal is officially on the weight loss wagon. I know what your thinking "shouldn't you have been on that for the last 4 months already?" Ya and I was....sort of.....ok lets be honest I was totally slacker sally lately.....but now its on! Its on like donkey Kong (see asterisk below for a story about donkey Kong). So if you see me huffing and puffing along the streets like I am going to pass out or puke, don't be alarmed, i might really puke, and then I will puke again from watching myself puke (its a never ending battle I know) but at least my darn pants wont be ripping again any time soon. I'll let ya know how it goes. On a side note: No I wont be starving myself or eating grapefruits and wood chips, or injecting myself with some concoction that i ordered from Mexico. Rest assured it will be good ole' fashioned sweat, blood, and tears (honestly given my track record I am sure all three will be freakishly present).


* "Its on, It's on like donkey Kong"
This phrase really bothers Dan, he doesn't understand it. "It doesn't even make any sense" he will always say, and truthfully I cant really explain it to him other then "it sounds cool." To which he replied "Well then why don't you just say 'it's on, its on like Spanish flan'?" so now its on, ladies and gentlemen, its on like Spanish Flan!"

Rest assured that after said incident I will be graciously giving the yummy cookies I made away to some of my favorite people. If you don't get any either your not my favorite or I ate them....most likely I ate them.