had been entertaining since she played the definition of an "emo" on beatlejuice. Or when Jessica Simpson decided to show her lack of fashion 
sense at the Chili cook off (i am in NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM commenting on her weight, I think she looks great, I am however commenting on her HORRIBLE choice of attire for the performance. Gag!). Or how about when Tom Cruise decided to move over to the quaky side and tell us all that postpartum depression was a hoax (wow really Tom? REALLY?). I will admit that 
seeing Top Gun for the first time AFTER my dislike for Tom Cruise set in was a bad idea, I may have really enjoyed the movie if i had watched it pre quaky Tom. Well they have done it again. This time the once 
Beautiful beautiful actor now burly "rapper" has graced us with another head shaking incident. Come on Joaquin Phoenix, deciding to become a "rapper" was your FIRST mistake, barreling off the stage to pummel some guy was your second. Now with that may I be the first to Thank Hollywood for their mistakes that keep me laughing, and may you continue to make stupid choices purely for my selfish entertainment.
Lets give an idiotic honorable shout-out to Tyra Banks who decided to be "homeless for a day." Wow Tyra, really go all out and get a good grip on the homeless world. A Day, hmmmm dont over do yourself for research. Her make-up artist did a wonderful job of making her look homeless. Way to go (insert layers and layers of sarcasm here, and an eye roll)
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Amy, you need to send this article in to a magazine! It is a masterpiece.
Come on, get published! I am rooting for ya!
I agree...this belongs in a magazine! I love it!
Tyra Banks is a "down home" girl who is in touch with her homeless side, as well as her "fat" side. C'mon Amy! She "gets" women! (Apparently, she also "gets" prostitutes that are pregnant and still working, dads that have their daughters doing porn, and twin sisters that steal each other's men...and women. Okay, I need to turn it. I don't REALLY watch it...but sometimes it's just on!)
The Pheonix guy...went from Johnny Cash, in Pheonix....to Johnny Apppleseed in the Mountains. I DO NOT want to run into him in a dark alley.
I wasn't ever the biggest Tom Cruise fan...but literally, he leaves me with a little throw up in my mouth!! He wouldn't be my friend anyway...I take drugs when I could just take vitamins. I'd also like a dose of his millions of dollars. That would take some of the self-imposed stress off of my life. But then again, I'm glib.
amen. Should we hang out? I seem to be thinking of you and all your amazingness quite often this week.
I love this post! So True. So True. The hollywood crazies. I think joaquin is capturing the rapper look quite nicely with his grizzly mountian man beard. Oh man tyra, trya. this is a great post.
HA, HA, HA! Winona is crazy as they come. Tom is such a LOON! Jessica does look great, minus the outfit. I really hate to see Joaquin the way he is. He is a great actor, I love his work. He's obviously going through something hard, and being in the media makes it almost impossible to overcome. And as for stupid Tyra, WHO CARES! The woman is SO ANNOYING! (look at her face, she's seriously having a bad day:)
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