Friday, May 29, 2009

oh yes my fault entirely...

There we were, innocently strolling along in the mall. There was a girl in front of us a couple feet, Anthon says "Mom that girl is showing her bum, I can see her bum." Yep you could see it. Lets just say that her pants were a bit to small for her bum to fit inside, and her shirt was also to small to cover up what her pants were missing. After Anthon (not so quietly) made this observation the girl turns around and glares AT ME!! ME?!?!! Because apparently I was the one who made her wear pants that were not the right style or size to fit her. Apparently it was MY fault that her rear end was coming out the top of her pants. The exposure of such a large portion of her back side must have been for medical purposes to cure some sort of a deadly disease. That is the only explanation i can come up with as to why on earth my son pointing out the obvious, constitutes ME getting such a rotten glare. She knew Anthon was talking about her, so she knew her back side was showing, so does that mean that she was meaning to show her crack? Is that some sort of new fashion statement like when we use to fold and roll the bottoms of our pants back in elementary school? If so lets just hope that this one passes as fast as the Bart Simpson slap bracelets did.

5 comments:

Fierce & Free said...

Oh that is too funny... i don't know how ANYONE could even remotely think that is sexy, or even feel comfortable... oh well i guess... and i can't believe she gave you a nasty look... I'm sure no man will ever respect her... all that tells me about people, is that they are insecure.
Ps.. that was the SWEETEST thing you wrote me, thank you so much! It really meant a lot! I have always, always looked up to you! You have been such a great example to me in my life, thank you! miss you and i hope all is well!
xoxo

byebyedays said...

Oh Amy, your stories kill me! To many people are extremely weird! That is not a sight anyone wants to see, let alone stand behind in line... YUK!

byebyedays said...

Stand behind, walk behind, LOOK AT... You know what I mean.;)

Jon. Jamie. Ethan. Lynsi. Katie. said...

I think it's great that your son spoke up, someone had to tell her in a public situation that her outift was not one that should be worn in public. Why is it that the parents always get blamed?!?!?! Seriously!

Amy said...

Sorry, I didn't mean to glare at you! I had something in my eye.