Well duh....

If I was a 320 pound NFL player i would drive a Hello Kitty Smart Car too. No joke, I really would. Its perfect. Nobody else could get away with it if you think about it. "Paris Hilton drives a Hello Kitty Smart Car".......not cool. "Rob Schneider drives a Hello Kitty Smart Car"......ummmm just weird. But "320-pound NFL defender drives a Hello Kitty Smart Car".......by golly I think it is pretty darn cool. I want to BE him....well minus the whole 320 pound thing.....well and the fact that he's a man.....well and I don't really want to play football......

but really that IS so rad.