This is an ACTUAL conversation had by me and an un-named source:
Thelma (name changed to protect the innocent, which in this case is her): "I didn't know you dated Fred Frederson" (guys name changed again to protect the innocent. innocent meaning ME in this case)
Me: "I didn't know I did either"
Thelma: "I saw him yesterday and he said you guys dated for like 3 months in 2002 right before you and Dan started dating again."
Me: "Ok well either he is hallucinating or has since changed his name, because I have never even been on a single date with Fred."
Thelma: "Are you sure?"
Me: "Well I do realise that I tend to forget things or rather block some things out from time to time, but I can tell you with ALL certainty that Fred was NOT part of the drama I called life back then, And if oddly enough he was wishing to be, and wishing to convince others, he needed to pick a different time frame, because that one was full. But hey 1998 was pretty open."
I checked in the trusty tell more then it should journal, and sure enough there was no Fred. So comfortingly I am NOT losing my mind.
But Fred if you are reading this I would like to thank you for giving my ego a boost in the plus direction. Very appreciated....but weird and a little creepy.
3 comments:
First you dump me in 2002, then you don't even recall it happening.
I feel so dejected.
Do you have a twin that maybe you have forgotten about? Maybe he dated her?
I'm so confused but I do want to know who this Fred is. I guess I'll have to wait until girls trip. Text me your number I have a new phone and don't have any of my numbers.
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